Changeling: Chronicles of Darkness Quotes

We were quite quickly drawn into the game Changeling. I play a Pooka, KenKen. There's also Luella the Sluagh, Liam the Satyr, Bodger the Nocker, Speedo the Boggan, Feargal the Troll, and Rand the Sidhe. Important notes: Pooka always bend the truth, Sluagh are spooky things that don't speak above a whisper, Satyrs are horny buggers, Nockers curse and work with mechanical things, Boggans are homemakers, Trolls are honour-bound warriors, and Sidhe are the lordly people. A scary combination.

I also have a few quotes from other people's games. They sounded fun.

Our Games

Game One: Millenium's Children

"Where are you going, young sir?"
"Home, sir."
"Why did you dodge that way?"
"I wanted to take the scenic route, sir."
"Oh. Sounds fair!"
-Conversation between Kenken and his art teacher, Derrin Terwilliger, who's a pooka too.

"You've got a pretty torque. How did you get it?"
"A guy tried to cut off my head."
"And?"
"I kept my head."
-Duchess Sariona of the Sidhe and Speedo re: Hern the Hunter's torque.

Game Two: Where the Dreamflowers Bloom

"It's actually pretty hard to find on a map because, of course, it's not real."
-GM, re: the city of Monarch

"I think it would be a good thing if Kenken kept talking."
"Awww... you're so sweet..."
"Unfortunately, she's also wrong."
-Luella, GM, and Rand during introductions.

"They've set up two special chairs... actually, they're only lawn chairs, but they look special."
-GM re: Thrones for Duchess Sariona and Jack (the hottie eshu) on the lawn.

"You are watching her--"
"psst HIM."
aggrivated "FUCK!"
"Yeah, we often do."
-GM, Liam, GM, and Bodger as the GM gets Liam's gender wrong AGAIN.

"It appears to be a wall of impenerable Jello."
-GM. Heh, you know, that'd be a good D&D spell...

Other People's Games

Game One: Millenium's Children

"I'll fix YOUR broken cart!"
"...COOL!"
-Nocker (angry) to Satyr (lustful)

"I want to see the Special Reading Room."
"Follow me."
-Sidge and Pooka. That wouldn't be as funny if Pooka weren't the tricksters of the changeling world.

"Pooka! Are you trying to cause me problems!?"
"Not if I'm succeeding."
-Sidhe (again) and Pooka.

"Why are you here?"
"I have work to do. Wanna watch?"
"...There'd only be work if there were a concert."
"There is. Wanna come?"
-Sidhe and Satyr. And yes, both 'watch' and 'come' were said in this lewd voice.

"I'm going to take a shower! Wanna watch?"
"I believe I shall postpone that pleasure."
"I could tape it."
-Satyr and Boggan

"A laughing Gael bends over from the back seat."
"We all know how Gaels bend over."
-GM re: Aeon, and a Gaellic Troll, under his breath.

"You're in love with Aeon."
"...can I be in love with his guitar?"

I would have gotten more quotes from this other group's game, but unfortunately, Ihad to go write up a BESM game that was going to be run in an hour.


Back to quotes?